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Name is Christian, hobbies are eating food, sleep and netflix, fandoms are Merlin, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, Breaking Bad, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Hetalia, and Harry potter(To name some)


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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

flowury:

i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe

tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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doyourdirtywork:

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

I CRIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN WE READ THIS IN SCHOOL AND NO ONE UNDERSTOOD WHY

doyourdirtywork:

guy:

Shakespeare is my favourite writer(:

I CRIED OF LAUGHTER WHEN WE READ THIS IN SCHOOL AND NO ONE UNDERSTOOD WHY

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train


im sorry but

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

heroinpuppy:

absolute filth. how much

heroinpuppy:

absolute filth. how much

fckmebradley:

denaerys:

holyfrackles:

safe-behind-bars:

anothergayshark:

I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.

and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps

and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard

that’s it

that’s the show

That’s the most accurate description of Joffrey i’ve ever read.

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

clictator:

It’s a metaphor

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

there is not a feeling more uncomfortable than flushing the toilet while you’re still on it

If I’m sitting at my computer desk, my Chihuahua, Bambi, will walk over to me and put her front paws on my leg. If I don’t pay attention, she will scratch at my arm or leg, depending on how I am sitting. When I look over at her, she will stop and lie her head sideways on my lap and just look at me, waiting to be pet or lifted up onto my lap.

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sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

Doctor Who Dalek