Every conversation with my mother EVER.
DO WE CALL A PLUMBER OR AN ELECTRICIAN
TIGERS DO THE STUPID TONGUE THING TOO???
I JUST ABSOLUTELY LOVE HOW EVERYONE HAS JUST LOST ALL FUCKS TO GIVE WHEN IT COMES TO AWARDS SHOWS ANYMORE
What fandoms looks like to tumblr users
What fandoms looks like to non-tumblr users
ACCURATE AS HELL.
I love how these Meet The Pyro GIFs work well with so many things.
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
I asked Siri if I’d ever get married and it consulted the magic conch
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.